Trump Signs Executive Order Decreeing Free-Play Zones

In what seems to be a volte-face, President Trump has signed an executive order decreeing the establishment of Free-Play Zones in America’s borderlands. .

White House press secretary, Sean Spicer could provide no other details on the policy shift beyond speculating that, “it’s possible that the President’s unwavering support for free markets is having a trickle down impact and influencing his thoughts about play. Free markets – – – Free play. It’s not hard to connect the dots.”

Rose Garden’s new look

It is unknown yet if Congress, or stakeholders were brought into the loop in advance of the executive order being signed. In an apparent show of getting out in front of it commitment for the new policy direction, the Rose Garden is being transformed into an adventure playground in time for Easter.

There were no children present at the signing ceremony.

More to come on this April 1 breaking news story….

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